helpless romantic

What always makes you sad to witness?

A person eating alone in a restaurant.

What is one question you would not want to answer?

What is something you've never told anyone else?

If you were to write a song about your true love, what would you title it?

"I could settle for you forever"

What one thing is unfortunately true?

The cause and effect of an action doesn't limit itself to the same individual.

Where is the least likely place you might come across Buddha?

Men's Warehouse.

What is one thing you would like to cut from your morning routine?

Wiping crud from eyes.

A total rip off

What would be an unusual way to settle a feud?

Rock, paper, scissors.

Who is the person right now most likely to rip you off?

A band-aid, because today is opposite day.

What would you title your autobiography?

Peanut Butter and Raisins: a Lifetime of Small Disappointments.

Meathead

Write down a new Surgeon General warning for a pack of cigarettes.

Everyone knows why you should quit, what are 3 reasons you should continue?

If you were to develop a new deodorant, what would you call it?

Pit glaze: Baste yourself with freshness!

If you could be a member of any TV-sitcom family, which would it be?

The Bunkers from All in the Family.

Pick and choose

What is the one thing that you have that is engraved?

My father's "baby ring" which is engraved with his initial, "J".

What pattern or design should never be on someone's bedroom sheets?

Genealogially and geographically correct representations of Laura Ingalls Wilder's family and their travels across this great nation.

When are you competative?

Mostly, when it feels like I might start losing.

2 Truths and a Lie

What is the worst name you can call someone?

A bad friend.

If someone were to offer you an unlimited supply of one thing (besides money), what would you ask for?

Patience.

Where would you not go back to for a vacation?

The Museum of Alcohol Tolerance.

Back on the Bandwagon

When you wake up in the middle of the night, what do you usually end up doing before you fall back asleep?

Head to the bathroom, take a peek in the fridge, get a glass of water and check facebook.

What would you like delivered to your doorstep every morning?

A soundtrack that would appropriately match the situations I would face that day.

If you could make one book into a movie, which book would you choose?

Master Butchers Singing Club by Louise Erdrich.  Lovely story, covers a couple generations and gets better everytime you read it.