What always makes you sad to witness?
A person eating alone in a restaurant.
What is one question you would not want to answer?
What is something you've never told anyone else?
If you were to write a song about your true love, what would you title it?
"I could settle for you forever"
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
A total rip off
What would be an unusual way to settle a feud?
Rock, paper, scissors.
Who is the person right now most likely to rip you off?
A band-aid, because today is opposite day.
What would you title your autobiography?
Peanut Butter and Raisins: a Lifetime of Small Disappointments.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Who is the person right now most likely to rip you off?
A band-aid, because today is opposite day.
What would you title your autobiography?
Peanut Butter and Raisins: a Lifetime of Small Disappointments.
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Meathead
Write down a new Surgeon General warning for a pack of cigarettes.
Everyone knows why you should quit, what are 3 reasons you should continue?
If you were to develop a new deodorant, what would you call it?
Pit glaze: Baste yourself with freshness!
If you could be a member of any TV-sitcom family, which would it be?
The Bunkers from All in the Family.
Everyone knows why you should quit, what are 3 reasons you should continue?
If you were to develop a new deodorant, what would you call it?
Pit glaze: Baste yourself with freshness!
If you could be a member of any TV-sitcom family, which would it be?
The Bunkers from All in the Family.
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Pick and choose
What is the one thing that you have that is engraved?
My father's "baby ring" which is engraved with his initial, "J".
What pattern or design should never be on someone's bedroom sheets?
Genealogially and geographically correct representations of Laura Ingalls Wilder's family and their travels across this great nation.
When are you competative?
Mostly, when it feels like I might start losing.
My father's "baby ring" which is engraved with his initial, "J".
What pattern or design should never be on someone's bedroom sheets?
Genealogially and geographically correct representations of Laura Ingalls Wilder's family and their travels across this great nation.
When are you competative?
Mostly, when it feels like I might start losing.
Thursday, June 7, 2012
2 Truths and a Lie
What is the worst name you can call someone?
A bad friend.
If someone were to offer you an unlimited supply of one thing (besides money), what would you ask for?
Patience.
Where would you not go back to for a vacation?
The Museum of Alcohol Tolerance.
A bad friend.
If someone were to offer you an unlimited supply of one thing (besides money), what would you ask for?
Patience.
Where would you not go back to for a vacation?
The Museum of Alcohol Tolerance.
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Back on the Bandwagon
When you wake up in the middle of the night, what do you usually end up doing before you fall back asleep?
Head to the bathroom, take a peek in the fridge, get a glass of water and check facebook.
What would you like delivered to your doorstep every morning?
A soundtrack that would appropriately match the situations I would face that day.
If you could make one book into a movie, which book would you choose?
Master Butchers Singing Club by Louise Erdrich. Lovely story, covers a couple generations and gets better everytime you read it.
Head to the bathroom, take a peek in the fridge, get a glass of water and check facebook.
What would you like delivered to your doorstep every morning?
A soundtrack that would appropriately match the situations I would face that day.
If you could make one book into a movie, which book would you choose?
Master Butchers Singing Club by Louise Erdrich. Lovely story, covers a couple generations and gets better everytime you read it.
Monday, May 28, 2012
Strike 2
What are you nervous about your kids doing when they are older?
Joy-riding
What would it impress you to see an older person doing?
Helping a boyscout cross the street.
What would cause you to think someone thinks they are God?
Stops shaving; dons toga.
Joy-riding
What would it impress you to see an older person doing?
Helping a boyscout cross the street.
What would cause you to think someone thinks they are God?
Stops shaving; dons toga.
Saturday, May 26, 2012
3 ?s Post Number 1
If you wrote a horror story, how would the first victim die?
I think if I wrote a horror story, the death of the first victim would have to be the most poignant. It represents the death of innocence, the awakening of sexuality, and the birth of the reality of man's limitations. That being said, his death would come from poisoned funnel cakes inserted rectally.
What one thing do you wish was smaller?
Some people's sense of importance.
What gets easier the more you do it?
Public speaking. My favorite part of every year is when I get to teach a group of people to be instructors. Everyone is intimidated by standing in front of a group of people at first, but with a little practice it becomes liberating, then enjoyable, then addicting.
I think if I wrote a horror story, the death of the first victim would have to be the most poignant. It represents the death of innocence, the awakening of sexuality, and the birth of the reality of man's limitations. That being said, his death would come from poisoned funnel cakes inserted rectally.
What one thing do you wish was smaller?
Some people's sense of importance.
What gets easier the more you do it?
Public speaking. My favorite part of every year is when I get to teach a group of people to be instructors. Everyone is intimidated by standing in front of a group of people at first, but with a little practice it becomes liberating, then enjoyable, then addicting.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)